Pizza is bad. Soo bad. Pizza is evil.
But, but, it's so delicious! But, but, I only had 3 bites!
The almost exact words of my brother's girlfriend standing next to me: "You know that's going to be good for like 20 minutes tops, then you'll be in pain for what, 2 days?". She sounded like my conscience.
I ignored her. And my conscience.
"Hello washroom my old friend... I've come to live in you again..."
Cream of wheat is ready. Cream of wheat good. Good recovery food.